The PopSickle is for absolutely fucking slaying powder days. It loves tree runs, tight turns and floating effortlessly while your friends sink from their poor choices. This powerful Claymore will cut through any obstacle in its path. It kills monsters, solves dungeons, and will melt though any Gelatinous Cube your DM conjures up. Naysayers beware!!! The New PopSickle is here.
“Mom, can I get a Super Happytime Death Machine?” -Me
“No, those graphics are too evil and I’m not sure what this brand is actually about. Some of those letters are from the occult.” -Mom>
Super Happytime is not responsible for any Mom’s disliking how cute and metal this board is.