Flowers for Mr. Death Machine
There is a Knocking at the door....You see a small man holding a neatly wrapped package and a bouquet of red flowers " For Mr. Death Machine..." He states. "Thank You" you reply. You close the door and open the package to reveal an oddly in style shirt. You look at the tag and think this should fit nicely. Who is this Mr. Death Machine? You see a note it reads: Grants +3 Dexterity +2 Charisma and Protection from Cold. For fans of Death Machine we offer this shirt. -SHDM
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This updated essential unisex jersey t shirt fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Features: Side-seamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder taping.
Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.2 oz. (Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% poly)
100% NO SWEATSHOPS & ECO-FRIENDLY PRODUCTION